Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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