Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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