I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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