Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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