Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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