school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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