i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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