I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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