Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I stole a fireplace last night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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