1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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