I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
