Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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