He had one of those small greek statue penises
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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