fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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