Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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