I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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