How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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