I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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