so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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