Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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