Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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