I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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