hotel room ftw
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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