i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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