I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Two words: blizzard sex
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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