6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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