just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
