id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Holy shit dude........stairs
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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