He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Sorry about my life...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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