omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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