It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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