i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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