The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
do herpes really smell.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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