I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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