Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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