508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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