the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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