STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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