please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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