I wanna passion pit in your ass
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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