im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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