Can Purell be used as lube?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
