The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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