used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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