I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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