People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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