Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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