I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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