That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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