I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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