I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
