I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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