So drunk its hurt
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Randomize
