id be glad to
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I see more hoeing in ur future
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