i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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