she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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